Bacon Bouquet
(submitted by Rusty Shackleford)
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Say it with flowers, as they say!
this>real flowers any day….
This is the only accessible thing I would take on Valentine’s Day.
I would quite literally nom anyone who bought me this.
Any girl who accepts this instead of roses is definitely a keeper…haha!
Dear future girlfriend, This would be my ideal gift for all occasions, so please make sure you’re not Jewish and that...